I've faked only a handfull of orgasms in my life. Yes, we're talking less than a dozen. I just hate it. Despite what my parent's may say, I'm not a good actress.
But some guys are so clueless. One time after I'd faked it and he had obviously had a real orgasm, the guy kept going. I was like, why pal? Why do you feel the necessity to continue this fucking and sucking, when we've both done our business?
I finally put a stop to it. "I'm sorry." He said.
"What for?" I said in a loving tone.
"You didn't come."
"Yes I did."
"Oh. I couldn't tell."
I mentally rolled my eyes. DID ALL THE SCREAMING NOT GIVE YOU ANY INDICATION THAT I'D COME?
So that's when I decided to quit faking it. Because faking it wasn't doing me any good. And the sex sucked.