Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Women Will Translate Automotive Concepts Into Daytime Metaphors

"Torque is a measure of rotational push. So, like, if you're in your car in fifth gear, you're getting more torque and going much faster. But if you're on a ten speed bike going uphill, you'd get less torque and be going much slower. See? It's a matter of gear ratio."

"I don't get it."

"A person with really long arms can put out a similar amount of torque as a stronger person with shorter arms."

"So, does that mean that Regis Philbin can spin the A-Glo-Go wheel as fast as Bryant Gumbel?"