10. I have nothing better to do.
9. My dad makes it look easy.
8. My pillow gets lonely and whiny when not in good company.
7. I live in a rainforest and it's cold and dark.
6. The active ingredient in a large cup of coffee is only "active" for so long.
5. There's no better cure for boredom, depression, hunger, irritability, PMS, cancer, constipation, religion, Republicanism, and schizophrenia.
3. I am practicing for when they make sleeping with my eyes open an Olympic event.
2. Because 14 hours is a long time to stay awake.
1. Sex dreams.