Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Top Ten Reasons Why I Love Naps

10. I have nothing better to do.

9. My dad makes it look easy.

8. My pillow gets lonely and whiny when not in good company.

7. I live in a rainforest and it's cold and dark.

6. The active ingredient in a large cup of coffee is only "active" for so long.

5. There's no better cure for boredom, depression, hunger, irritability, PMS, cancer, constipation, religion, Republicanism, and schizophrenia.

4. Chamomile.

3. I am practicing for when they make sleeping with my eyes open an Olympic event.

2. Because 14 hours is a long time to stay awake.

1. Sex dreams.