The other day I was in the bathroom at work. By happenstance someone came in while I was in the stall so I didn't get a good look at who it was. I did look at their shoes, however, and I saw something which is apparently being resurrected as a trend: velcro.
I was horrified, and I thought, how lazy do you have to be to not have enough energy to tie shoes? Especially if the alternative is velcro??? What the f---??
Not to outdo myself, and so to be publicly humiliated by my own sense of humility, I looked down at my own footwear. Clogs. The ultimate in pedicular sloth.
Just when I start to feel better about myself at someone else's expense, I have to go and be an adult. Aaarrrrgh.